Monday, October 19, 2009

Balloonicorn Boy a Hoax!!!

After what I read in the news today, I don't know if I have any faith left!

A 6-year-old Colorado boy named Falcon Heene, supposedly released his father's weather balloon and then hid in his family's attic while the world watched the balloon travel 50 miles while they thought he was in it.

Well, guess what. It turns out that this was all part of an elaborate plan orchestrated by his parents in an attempt to secure themselves a spot on a reality television show.

As if this weren't bad enough, it has also come to light that, despite claims by his family to the contrary, Falcon Heene is also not a unicorn.

Here is a picture released by the family, compared to the original which has recently been discovered by reporters:



























I give up! I'm never going to believe anything again!

3 comments:

  1. It's best not to believe in anything, with the exception of Unicorns. I believe that the search for real Humicorns will always continue. Stay strong!

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  2. don't give the dualcorned creatures a reason to celebrate

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  3. Oh no! Don't lose faith, J! We need you to champion this great cause and answer the tough questions once and for all. Such as: Can unicorns really fly? Can humicorns fly? And why are unicorns often associated with rainbows?

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