An Answer to Some Recent Questions:

Recently, a reader of this blog hit me with some pretty tough questions.

Never one to shy from a challenge, I'm going to attempt to answer those questions with this entry:

Question #1: Can unicorns fly?

Answer: Of course they can, Silly! Unicorns can and do fly all the time. They use the powers of positive thinking and imagination to enable themselves to soar through the clouds. Sometimes a careless unicorn will get sucked into the engine of a passing jet airplane, but this is never reported in the news. No one would take an airline seriously if it began reporting crashes due to unicorns. But the fact is that natural selection applies just as much to unicorns as to any species.

Question #2: Can Humicorns fly?

Answer: Of course they can, Silly! Humicorns are the most advanced form of unicorns. In fact, they are the only genus of unicorn that can operate a calculator or make a casserole. Their abilities do not stop there, however. They can fly and do advanced calculus and beat Mario 3. They can also turn digested food into rainbows. They do this with a special gland in their posterior which uses happiness to create different coloured lights.

Question #3: Why are unicorns often associated with rainbows?

Answer: (See answer for question #2.)